whoozits and whatzits galore- Rachel Roberts

For those of you who have known me for a while (or have read half my blog posts) know my addiction to Disney and my obsession with working at Disneyworld as a face character. So naturally I want to be a Disney princess, Ariel to be specific, even though she isn't my overall favorite princess. But she has the best life out of all the rest, I feel like a list is going to be the best way to get this across.

Reasons being Ariel would be the best:
1. for starters, she was A FREAKING MERMAID. I mean that's justification in itself. Who wouldn't want to be a mermaid???
2. Her dad is king of the ocean, making you princess of the ocean. That's pretty freaking cool. "hey what does your dad do?" "oh he's just the king of the ocean"
3. Not only are you a princess of the ocean, you marry a prince on land, making you princess of that country. Double royalty? YES PLEASE
4. Speaking of princes, Eric is pretty attractive, so that's a plus. He's also not the brightest, so I think we all know who will be making all the decision in this relationship, probably end up controlling what the country does too.
5. Ariel's hair is FLAWLESS 24/7, mine is... not.... ever... so I would like her hair very very very much. Its so voluminous and the color is perfect and so is the style.
6. She can talk to sea creatures and they actually talk back. That is pretty much all I want out of life.
7. Eric's dog, Max, is adorable and perfect and actually smarter than Eric and he would be my best friend.
8. Ariel's singing voice is on point all the time, except for when Ursula is causing problems. But she's dead now so no worries.
9. I would get to be A REAL DISNEY PRINCESS. so basically achieve all my life goals.
10. She gets to live in a castle by the beach, which would be pretty cool.
11. She has some awesome collections (and is basically a hoarder, so I mean I'm getting close to her level of "collections").
12. (In my opinion) she has the best dresses out of all the other princesses. I would love to be the best dressed Disney princess!

There is no question that living as Ariel would be fantastic.