So if I could be a fictional I would be the best fictional character, Scooby Doo. Who would not want to be a mystery solving dog who has a stoner, hippy as a partner. Not to mention be a part of a Gang! Yes, you heard me. Scooby Doo is a gangster. He is not fearful of the Bloods or Crips. Do you know why? Because he solves mysterious and puts these monsters in jail.
He also has a rad gang of his own. The trapster Freddy (yes he traps), the attractive Daphne, and the nerd Velma. I want to be in a gang, solving mysterious, and consuming the most delicious snack known to mankind( besides the Krabby Patty)......... Scooby Snacks! Oh and yes... the Mystery Machine. The only non creepy transportation van. That would be sweet.
This life would be the best. After it all you could say you captured the black knight, the ghost of captain cutler, the phantom, the miner-forty niner, the puppet master, charlie, and my favorite the creeper. And you influence viewers to be detectives themselves. So yes I would be Scooby Doo, the best non fiction character ( I believe he is real and so do other) Saturday morning cartoons has ever seen.
you realize that scooby doo was always hungry because he was always stoned
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