Assignment 22- Will Shapiro

Hmmm... If I could be any fictional character, I would have to go with the crab from the little mermaid. If you really think about it that guy has it all going on for him, He is best friends with one of the Greek gods (Poseidon) so right off the bat he has no worries about ever not having enough stuff like food or shelter. Poseidon is a good guy and would take care of him well. Next you gotta look at his talents. He is a crab with a pretty cool accent. I would kill for his accent to be able to say UNDAH DAH SEE in the same way he does. Unfortunately the only bummer would be hanging out around Ariel. If you look at her she is kind of a mess. First of all she is a hoarder. Poseidon is right to not encourage her habits. Being a hoarder is an unhealthy way to live and can negatively affect her mental state. You can even see it begin when she tries to comb her hair with a fork. Anyway, having to stick around Ariel would still be worth all the perks of being the crab from the little mermaid.