Assignment 22 -- Andrew Thompson

     If I could be any fictional character, I think I would go with Bruce Wayne. Well, Bruce Wayne without the whole "saving Gotham" responsibility thing. I mean, that just seems bothersome. But everything else seems quite pleasant: tons of money, tons of women. Well, except for the one woman that I ever actually loved... yeah no she died. And also that other woman who turns out to be Bane's bestie and then literally stabs me in the stomach. Yeah no not those two. But I do have a great friend in Alfred. Well, only friend, really. And also the only one who actually understands me on any level besides my enormous wealth. But my parents are super awesome. Well, were super awesome... they also died and I blame myself for it. But at least my home has a nice view of Gotham: a city spiraling into turmoil since my father died. And here comes the guilt again. OK, yeah, I take back my choice.