Joey Hye Jee Kim

If I were a fictional character, I'd want to be Joey.

If you don't know which Joey I'm talking about, I pity you, and advise you to go to Buzzfeed's front page. There's usually enough 90's nostalgia on there to put your 25 year old cousin to SHAME. I'm talking about Joey from FRIENDS.

Joey wasn't the brightest of the bright, he was unemployed for much of his early twenties, and still hadn't had a real long-term relationship by the time he hit his mid-30's and his friends were all married or about to be (considering Ross's track record with marriage). So why would I want to put myself through that terrible existence? Well, it's because I absolutely love the idea of being a pathetic, formerly unemployed, unmarriable (it's a word now), dumb guy?

Jkjkjk. Joey is actually who I think is the happiest of the friends. He's confident (and rightfully so), sweet, hilarious, wasn't too scared to pursue his dream job of acting, basically everything that I'm not. He acted with the stars of Days of Our Lives, Gary Oldham, was Al Pacino's butt double for a day, and was a lead in a T.V. show costarring a robot. If that's not a dream life, I don't know what is.

Sorry.