At this very moment, somewhere in the universe their is a colony of wise, docile, gargantuan soaring noses. These flying smellers scour and probe the far reaches of the universe in search of the most scrumptious aroma ever smelt. Sadly, they are never satisfied. However, the pack continues the dismal endeavors despite their fruitless results. Sniff, Sniff, Snifffff they go..... as they lull on.
Originally a resident of mother earth, the elusive beasts have since migrated from our planet due to the vile malice and greed that began to fume odorously from the human civilizations. Man's disgusting scent sent those beautiful creatures fleeing from their favorite planet in the entire universe. Before humans, Earth's titillating and gracious smells charged their immense nasal cavities with pure and positive fragrances. The noses spread the earthly scents throughout all of existence. Alas.... now our planetary scents are confined to our atmosphere.
What most people don't know is that we owe our lives to these titan snouts. They have floated forever in time and space. Before the big bang, there were no smells. The noses appreciating their existence, but they yearned for stimulation. So, as leader of the tribe, the chief sniffer decided to create more. He hovered above a miniscule particle....... and blew. BIG BANG! And the rest is history. They resided on the most aromatic planet, Earth, until the rise of civilization.
Bring back the noses!!!!!! Be kind to the Earth and all those who call it home.
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