Assignment #22 - Daniel Kolpek

If I had to be a fictional character, I would go with Jay Gatsby. Gatsby lives a life of luxury. I mean he lives in a huge mansion with lots of servants and a personal pianist to play music for him and his guests. He makes a ton of money, I'm not gonna say how but he does. He went to Oxford and plays the gentleman extremely well. He throws huge parties every weekend at his house where boatloads of people from New York come and pack the house. He can speed all he wants and can get away with it since he is friends with the police chief. He owns a hydroplane and old school car with a super charged engine. Life would be amazing if I was in his shoes. The only downside would be getting shot by a poor general store owner who thought I cheated on his wife, even though I didn't. But I'll just pretend that doesn't happen.