Post 21 Enough pasta Mason Saunders

Somewhere in the universe there is a ravioli. One Ravioli. One Ravioli to rule them all, One Ravioli to find them, One Ravioli to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. Many years ago, on the slopes of Mount Rigatoni, there was a brutal battle fought between the armies of the Dischi and Mezzani and the Orzo and Grano armies. The possessor and creator of the One Ravioli was Lord Spaghetti who at the time was attempting to rule all of Middle Italia. Nearing the end of the intense conflict, the One Ravioli was cut from Lord Spaghetti and his body was destroyed because all of his being resided in between those two walls of pasta. The Ravioli fell from the reach of the enemy and into the hands of easily corruptible Tortellinis. It was here that it found its way into the hands of Gigli. Once a respectable Tortellini, Gigli rapidly morphed into a ravioli obsessed monster. There was no longer anything but ravioli. The Ravioli. His precious, precious Ravioli. He was no longer a Tortellini but rather a servant of the Ravioli which in the end is Lord Spaghetti. Recently however, the Ravioli has switched hands again. An innocent named Bigoli stumbled on the Ravioli in the cave of Gigli and took it for himself. As Lord Spaghetti continues his search for his lost treasure and closes in on the One Ravioli, the only hope for Middle Italia is that someone finally ends it, that they refuse its power. That they finally decide that they want NO RAVIOLI. Not even One.