How to win an argument
In this short but comprehensive tutorial you will learn how to win an argument almost guaranteed. To begin you need to focus on your volume, you need to make sure that you are the loudest person in the room, now this is key, because if you are the loudest, your opinion is clearly the most important. Second, you need to interrupt your opponent, this is key. should the other person begin to make a coherent point, you must immediately cut them off and end any advantage they may gain.third, you must make up statistics, now, no one actually has time to sit down and memorize these, so if you spout them out at random, you will appear to have an in depth knowledge of the subject. Do the same for quotes, as they will make your argument stronger, and no one reads these day anyways. Do these things and you should win with no problems, however, if you encounter someone with actual knowledge of a topic, make sure to compare them to Hitler and they will concede immediately.
no, you're HItler!
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