Assignmet 20- Noah Tapp

How to make the best pita sandwich imaginable.

1) Go to Kroger. Not whole foods or fresh market because I am trying to save you money. Don't worry you will thank me later.


2) Obtain the following
pocket pitas (preferably not perfect pita because they tend to break)
bananas ( of course, chaquita organic with a hint of green)
strawberries (fresh, never frozen)
peanut butter ( crunchy Kroger brand. yes crunchy peanut butter is not only for people over 70)
honey ( I have no preference on brand or type.... just wanted to keep the parenthesis going)


3) Create the masterpiece.
Open the pocket pita and lather with crunchy peanut butter. Now for layer 2 cut of the into perfect and even slices. Then put 3 in a row all the way up to the top of the open pita. Then for layer three cut the green off the strawberries and repeat the 3 in a row. Make sure you wash your fruit by the way because we do not want you to get E Coli. Then drizzle that honey all over the inside and all over the top. Then devour your work of art.

Follows these 3 easy steps and you can make yourself the world's best powerhouse fuel or your money back.