I guess I could always teach people how to play oboe, but I feel like that could prove a little difficult. So I’ll do a how to on something that most people would find absolutely simple, but it’s most definitely an art. So… here it is. How to Watch TV.
Watching TV has two subsections, the one where you watch and are intently paying attention to the witty jokes and the allusions, and then the other where your brain is elsewhere and all the funny images on the boxed screen seem to merge together. For this blog, I’ll discuss the purposeful one.
- Find a good TV show. This can be through friends or most likely from choosing a random show on netflix. (check the stars, they’re not just there for appearances)
- Watch at least five episodes before deciding on the worth of a show.
- If after five shows, it seems to be an absolute waste of time, discontinue use.
- If it seems remotely interesting, continue to binge watch over the course of the next couple weeks.
- Try to finish the show over a series of two weeks as it will give you a feeling of success (and losing a friend), but then the process will begin again.
Trust me, I’m an expert.
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