Alexis Farmer Assignment 20

How to be dramatic <3
First of all. I can't believe I am being forced to type this. I really don't want to but if I don't then I'll get a zero in the grade book. If I get a zero, then I'll fail English, if I fail English then all the English teachers of the world will form a gang and hunt me down because I failed, and basically I won't get into college. Being dramatic is a pretty hard thing to do and that's why I don't do it often, but with enough practice you can dominate the world.

Step 1: Over exaggerate emotions
I'm a pretty emotional person. So when little things happen to me, whether it's good or bad. I like to add a little sparkle to make sure whoever I'm talking or interacting with reallyyyyyyyyyyyy knows how i'm feeling. For example, if someone bumps you in the hallway while you're walking to class, and they don't say excuse me or even acknowledge the fact that you're a human and its nearly impossible to walk through you, make sure you say ''ow'' AS LOUD AS YOU CAN and I mean so loud that everyone in the hallway stops and looks to see why you're screaming. Maybe even do a little stumble and fall to the ground if you're feeling fancy. Let that person know that you are not to be messed with. :)

Step 2: Be extra
This is pretty much self explanatory. Go big or go home. If you go to get you're nails done and you can't decide on a color and you're feeling risky. Get every single color on your fingers. Or if you want perfection, stay at the nail salon until you find a color. Even if you have to spend the night there to really have time to think about it. Also, don't think about what you say before you say it. It doesn't have to make sense to everyone else.  Basically if its not necessary, do it anyways. Kinda like ''damnnnnnnnnnn Daniel'' what sense does that vine make? (side note: how is that kid famous. someone please let me know. )

So I think I'm dying a little bit due to a lack of sleep, and you never know, if I don't get my beauty rest I could wake up looking like a tarantula or an alpaca or something. GOODNIGHT.