The Art of How To Procrastinate
It's quite simple actually. All you must do is follow these few steps for guaranteed success...
- Make a list of all your responsibilities that you have had for weeks and have done absolutely nothing about. Make sure this step is done the night the most important tasks are due.
- Stare at the list (The longer you stare the better)
TIP: if you start to fill a deep rooted hatred for yourself because you aren't doing what you should be doing, this "how to" is working.
3. Place the list somewhere you can see it and open your computer with the Netflix tab pulled up, then proceed to watch whatever show has become your new obsession.
4. Make sure you spend an excessive amount of time watching Netflix and browsing the inter-web. (this is VERY important)
5. Look at the clock and start to slowly weep to yourself because you had so much time and wasted it all over nothing (but you still know it was totally worth it because...Netflix, duh)
6. Once you sense this feeling that if you wait any longer, you will not finish, THEN you must start your duties immediately.
7. Go to bed at 4 AM in the morning after said responsibilities have been completed.
Now, you are officially educated in the art of procrastination. Good luck my friends. Godspeed.
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