Post 20 Mason Saunders

Do you, like so many others, find that you haven't shown everyone how cool you really are? I found myself in the same predicament only a few months ago. However, there is no need for concern! With These 4 Tricks You Can Be The Most Popular In Your School!

Trick Numba One: Wear camouflage jackets and cowboy boots! If people think that you hunt your own food and probably own a gun, they will ease right up to you and be more likely to be your homeboy!

Trick Numba Two: Rev your engine! While others may try to emasculate you with their vehicles you can combat this quite easily by just showing them the power that you can generate on that 1.6 L inline 4!!! Just make sure that you floor the pedal in the morning while people are still waking up so they know that you're there! No longer will people spite you with their sweet Toyota Yaris or Subaru Forester!

Trick Numba 3: Wear a fedora! Maybe the camo and leather boots aren't for you. Well, an excellent alternative to this is a fedora. Currently the height of fashion, no one will be able to take their eyes off of you with a stylish black hat adorning your dome!

Trick Numba 4: Grow a neck-beard! Your high school years are an awkward period where those more developed dominate others who remain less developed. If you can manage to grow a patchy neck beard, you can get a head above others who only grow puny peach fuzz!