right now- Rachel Roberts

To continue with the theme of space that we've had for the past week of so....

Right now on Pluto (I still believe its a planet, a planet is a planet no matter how small), there is a family of aliens living in a bungalow space house. Father alien and Mother alien just got home from work. Their son has just gotten home from a game of space soccer and their daughter was home with their space pig (named Tulip). The family grows moon corn (very exotic) and Martian apples (also extremely rare and exotic on Pluto). Father alien is an expert gardener and takes great pride in his crops. Tulip the space pig has won best in show seven years in a row at the state fair. Their son actually isn't that good at space soccer, but he tries, so the rest of the family just lets him live in his little delusion and they pretend he's actually good. Their daughter is Tulip's handler and has helped get her to her seven victories in a row. Mother alien owns an outer space themed pastry shop, they sell earth theme pastries that mock earthlings for the believers out there (but mainly those are just the weirdoes).

But right at this moment they are sitting down to a family dinner, Tulip included, (she has her own seat at the table and everything because well she brings more honor and pride to the family than their pathetic son). They are eating fresh apples and corn from the garden as well as some pastries from their shop. Their son has just lost the tournament for his space soccer team (not a big shocker, but they have to act like it is). He consumes the dinner conversation whining about how his team mates don't take him seriously. It's no secret that they all love Tulip more. But the family is happy and tight knit. What a lovely family unit.   





p.s. I'm sorry if you actual read that whole thing, but that was pretty bad. You deserve a cookie after reading that, go on, treat yo self.