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HOW TO determine if you are naturally selected. Noting that everyone (if anyone at all) reading this has discussed the concept of social darwinism, listen closely. Do not disregard this as a notion of the past. In this world, some will survive while others will fall short. Ask yourself these questions as to indicate if Charles Darwin hand selected you.
1. What is your vision? If it matches trend with this post title (20/20), then congratulations. You're par. This neither disadvantages you in the selection process nor sets you apart. If the second number is lower than twenty, say, fifteen, then you are doing slightly better.
2. How do strangers react to your presence? Approach someone in a public area, much as an animal would approach a foreign intruder in the wild, and repeatedly sniff them. This animalistic approach represents the works of charles darwin in action. If they are stirred or make effort to move away, they have sensed the dominant pheromones you are emitting.
3. Compete for food. In the wild, every man is for himself and everything is a competition. If you're seated at a restaurant and food is presented to someone that isn't you, take it. Darwin didn't choose social norms he chose you.
4. Challenge someone to a duel. As in number 2, choose a stranger. Begin from minimum ten paces away. Viciously swipe your feet as a bull would when preparing to charge. Avoid losing eye contact with your competition. If they flee, they are not naturally selected. Now that you have asserted your dominance, feel free to run in circles around them while chanting war cries, occasionally threatening to swoop in upon your prey. Tap shoes may facilitate this process.

Perform this series of actions to attest to your natural selectiveness. Only the fittest will prevail.