I used to have a good life, on a shelf at a Chicago store. But then, one day, this strange beige claw snatched me out of my bliss. It stuck me into a bright red jail on wheels. I assume this jail had an archery range on it, as it had a big white target on it. Now my life has no point.
My days pretty much goes like this:
- It gets light, and the giant monster is resurrected.
- The giant monster ignores me while it stumbles around doing weird monster things.
- The giant monster leaves.
- The two even bigger monsters leave.
- The computer calls a desktop meeting, which I'm not invited to (it's only for useful objects)
- I cry.
- The beautiful pen smiles at me, then walks off with the three-hole-punch, ignoring my existence.
- I cry.
- I try to hang out with the erasers, and get rejected.
- I cry.
- The giant monster comes home, and sits at the desk.
- I hope to get used.
- I don't get used.
- I cry.
- The giant monster makes the world go dark.
- The giant monster stares at a device that contains another world on its screen.
- The giant monster temporarily dies.
And it repeats.
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