Saturday, November 21, 2015

My Existence is Pointless Hye Jee Kim

I have no point. I'm just this little blue thing that sits on a desk, day in, day out. I'm supposed to be an eraser residue (like the little eraser dust stuff) vacuum.

I used to have a good life, on a shelf at a Chicago store. But then, one day, this strange beige claw snatched me out of my bliss. It stuck me into a bright red jail on wheels. I assume this jail had an archery range on it, as it had a big white target on it. Now my life has no point.

My days pretty much goes like this:


  • It gets light, and the giant monster is resurrected. 
  • The giant monster ignores me while it stumbles around doing weird monster things.
  • The giant monster leaves.
  • The two even bigger monsters leave.
  • The computer calls a desktop meeting, which I'm not invited to (it's only for useful objects)
  • I cry.
  • The beautiful pen smiles at me, then walks off with the three-hole-punch, ignoring my existence.
  • I cry.
  • I try to hang out with the erasers, and get rejected.
  • I cry.
  • The giant monster comes home, and sits at the desk.
  • I hope to get used.
  • I don't get used.
  • I cry.
  • The giant monster makes the world go dark.
  • The giant monster stares at a device that contains another world on its screen.
  • The giant monster temporarily dies.
And it repeats.

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