Rick Marino 10

ZOMBIES!!! Everybody loves the flesh eating, phlegm spitting fighting creatures on the T.V. screen. But the actual thing; that's an interesting proposition. If zombies have attacked, a survival plan really depends on what kind of zombies we are talking about. Are they like the Walking Dead zombies? Or are they more like the I am Legend beasts? I would elect to go against the former. Will Smith went through a lot of trouble to fend off those intellect and athletic beings. So, for the sake of brevity, I will detail my plan for opposing Walking Dead zombies:

Simply put, I would steal a yacht. Life on the boat wouldn't be like that song from Stepbrothers though. A boat would have to be commandeered and taken out into the ocean, far from civilization. It would stocked to brim and stuffed with food and beverages like a an obese child. The weapons taken aboard would have to be carefully selected. Every time the ship is low supplies or fuel, they would be forced to return to land. Silenced weapons would be wielded to wilt the wicked zombies. Loud sounds attract the undead, so even though mounted machine guns and grenade launchers would make you seem like Arnold Schwarzenegger or  Sylvester Stallone action film star, they would be more problematic than cool. High octane weapons would have to be stored on the boat, however. If a craft challenged you in a pirate-like battle, you could fulfill your Rambo dreams of blazing hellfire.