6:00- Alright time to wake her up. Let me just make every possible loud noise. Wait, why isn't it worki......oh she did not just shut me up.
*waits 9 minutes*
Okay she WILL get up this time. WOOHOO success is mine.
After this long a grueling process I am tapped and manhandled, as she scrolls through all of her beloved social media. Scrolls and scrolls and scrolls to see everything she has missed in the 6 hours she has used me last. I get a break some times if I am lucky.
7:20- Now I am in a new place. "Hell" she calls it and reminds her best friend on snapchat everyday along with a pictures of the dirty hallway that crowd my memory and serve no other purpose. At this point I am used to look up last minute calculus answers, or, if she actually has her shit together, to once again scroll through social media.
8:25-3:15- Now one would think since most teachers have a no phone policy that she wouldn't be on it. Apparently the rules don't apply to people named Jessica though. I just want to rest for a couple hours, or minutes for that matter. But no.
3:15- I am now checked as if I was not just unlocked 5 minutes ago. Quite annoying honestly.
Now depending on how much homework she has or if she has any clue how to do it I am either up until 9 or sometimes even 2. Even if she doesn't have homework, the temptation of Youtube or Instagram is just too great to overcome.
I hate my owner. I wish I got more rest.
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