Assignment #13- Noah Tapp

The benefits of being in jail.

I don't understand why people don't commit crimes. I mean who wants to live a life filled with the stress of earning money, applying for a job, or even keeping in touch with family. No one does.  I am here to outline why you, yes you, should strive to earn a life sentence in the slammer.

Have you ever felt that you are constantly working and get no benefit. If so, walk over to your neighbor, tell them, and then proceed to stab them with the sharpest object you can find in their knife drawer. i am sure you will get arrested and sentenced to life.

With your life now planned out you can do the things you always wanted. Without the worry of food, water, and shelter you can spend the time alone . Not to mention you can spend hours sleeping! its awesome. Its like a life long vacation. No people just you and yourself relaxing and doing nothing. 

I am siting here doing a blog and stressing about my 6 finals. I would rather be making a shank out of a toothbrush but no, I have to sit here and be productive. It's insane to me why people strive to live a crime free life. Like you idiot. Commit a crime and spend time alone discovering who you truly are as a person.