From the depths of my mind, I present to you... Jodi Kirkner

I can't decide which blog post this will replace. Satire and screenplays both terrify me. I guess we'll find out by Sunday. But this is just for make-up and there's this really great song called No Makeup. But, I assume someone wrote some "Choose your own adventure prompt" that my little rant will apply to so here goes:

Blogger LITERALLY hates me. I know literally is a strong word, and that this can't be true because I'm personifying Blogger which is figurative speech, but just hear me out here, and you'll believe it too.

Every time I go to look for blogs it crashes. It never lets me look at the assignment tag that could be really helpful, but instead I have to scroll through looking for the assignment posts. Why? I don't know. I know how it's supposed to work it just seriously doesn't. Also, if I'm working on a blog and I hit save, it says it can't save. And occasionally, it deletes my entire post. Why? I don't even know. So these are always all in one go and I just gotta do what I do. Blogger also thinks it's cute to not let me click on things. Well, like, I click on it but nothing happens. And then I try to click something else and my whole computer freezes for actually 3 minutes. WHY? I don't know.

And, to make things just even peachier, when I'm typing blogs it tries to autosave them, yeah? Okay, I don't know what's Blogger's issue but it just freezes every time. Not just Blogger, but my whole chrome browser. It's only for a few seconds but then it does it every couple of minutes and it's so INCREDIBLY frustrating.

This is not my computer. My computer works everywhere else. Blogger is a demon.

I hate you, Blogger. Jodi out.