Assignment #10-Noah Tapp

Zombies have attacked. What would I do? After 5 seasons of the walking dead I have honestly learned what not to do but not really what to do.

First, I would surround myself with trustworthy people who each have a special talent that can benefit the group. Whether it be natural intelligence or shooting skill, a successful surviving group needs to be diverse. Second, I would find a self sustaining shelter. What places are like that? I don't know. But i do know you would need a water source and be able to grow food. Also you would need to store essential basic items like guns, ammo, shields, barbwire, spears, grenades, food, water, hygiene necessities and so on. I wouldn't forget a bible either. If zombies were attacking me the first thing I would do is throw a bible or spray holy water. If that doesn't work you find a way to kill them. Always double tap because you never know if they are actually dead. The group should have males and females for obvious reasons. These are just the basics of a complex survival guide.

 Now another bold strategy is to fly a plane to an island in the middle of an ocean and take as many supplies as you can. The island would have to be tropical to survive but no zombies would be there. Every year i would fly to the capital and see if they resolved the epidemic. Or you could implant gills in your body and live in water. Or you could move to another planet. Or you could move to Iran and set off all the nuclear bombs and call it a life.

All i know is that it doesn't really matter what you do because zombies never lose.

I must add that if you want more restrictive gun control laws you do not deserve a gun in a zombie invasion. Instead you deserve to defend yourself with a baseball bat. No just kidding. All the guns would have been equally distributed anyways.