Zombie plan Assignment 10 Tommy Gardner

My zombie plan... Hmmm...
Disclaimer: This is a joke. Don't think there is really any good ideas here.

1. Pick up one of my friends. (he's a nationally ranked pistol shooter)
2. Find 2 cars. 1 fast one, and a truck that has a backup fuel tank in the bed.
3. Acquire as many jerry cans as possible. (jerry cans are the red gas cans you would generally see on military vehicles in pictures from World War 2.)
4. Fill up all the jerry cans. For free. Cause hey, it's the zombie apocalypse, who's going to stop me.
5. Search for any surviving friends.
6. Drive around Lexington searching for a good place to hole up.
7. Hole up in Costco for a while.
8. Drive to Fort Campbell Army Base, reason being, 101st Airborne is garrisoned there.
9. Wait for rest of life, or until a cure is found. Or until a vaccine is developed.
10. Wait around doing nothing. Play video games for the rest of time. At least until the zombies overrun the base and kill all the survivors.


There you go. A semi-viable Zombie Apocalypse plan. All joking aside, a zombie apocalypse is not really scientifically possible. This sounds nerdy but, when someone dies Rigor Mortis sets in stiffening the body, preventing movement.