Will Shapiro Zombie survival plan assignment 10

1. give up immediately and get bitten.

Nah but for real it would go something like this:

1. Take food from pantry and from neighbors pantry (they are already dead in this scenario)
2. Go into my basement and lock BOTH the bolts.
3. Start munching on some snacks and sharpening some basement sticks.
4. Wait it out a bit. Let some weaker people get zombified.
5. Once my food and water runs out I go to my other neighbors pantry. They will be long gone by then.
6. Repeat until I am an old man and have eaten all the food from the neighbors pantries.
7. Walk around a bunch with my basement sticks to fend off enemies.
8. Get bored and end up back in my original house.
9. Realize I am out of food and start being sad.
10. Give up and just sit on couch.
9. Realize I was a zombie the whole time and was just really lazy.